lord_pukor (lord_pukor) wrote in ilovegoon,
lord_pukor
lord_pukor
ilovegoon

  • Location:
  • Mood:
  • Music:

Where ya bin all mah life?

Woke up hour'n'half past noon,
night before I'd slept through Dune,
feelin like I should be poo'n,
Fuckme! Where'd I leave the goon?

Theres better things I could be do'n,
eatin', sleepin', singin', screw'n,
but the first one is a shoe'n,
off my arse to get some goon.

Sure my liver might be rue'n
I might be gettin fat like Boon,
Fuckin drunken crap buffoon,
at least I've got a box of goon.

so I drink it like a loon,
what if it all ends in ruin?
Box of joy becomes my doom,
at least in hell theres heaps of goon.

But I'm pretty sure it'd be that "dry red" bullshit.
Subscribe

  • I can't believe this is on wikipedia

    I'm hoping that all you devoted goonheads are already well learnt in the drinking game that is good of fortune. If you are not, here is a rundown…

  • Goon, oh my goon.

    I love you goon, but it's an abusive relationship. Why do you make me sick to my stomach when i spend too much time with you? Why do you beat my…

  • (no subject)

    How many people know the children's song "Little Bunny Foo Foo"? It goes like this: Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Scooping up…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic
    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 6 comments