Morbs (morbs) wrote in ilovegoon,

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Why have no goon parties ever come about from this site? We really should have one.

Perhaps we should nominate a disgusting pub, sneak in goon bags, and then whip them out at an exact moment so as to offend everyone all at once? I think it could work somewhere really stupid where people like Bazil Zemplas and Chris Mainwearing would hang out, maybe the Llama Bar or Saphire. I would love to break Bazil's nose with a 5 litre Kaiser Stuhl value pack. Or force feed Monica Kos Sunnyvale until she yacks everywhere and ends up pregnant before the end of the night.

Maybe we should all just have a goon appreciation parade through Norhtbridge, flashing our silver handbags around with much pomp and ceremony.

Ideas anyone?

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