Perhaps we should nominate a disgusting pub, sneak in goon bags, and then whip them out at an exact moment so as to offend everyone all at once? I think it could work somewhere really stupid where people like Bazil Zemplas and Chris Mainwearing would hang out, maybe the Llama Bar or Saphire. I would love to break Bazil's nose with a 5 litre Kaiser Stuhl value pack. Or force feed Monica Kos Sunnyvale until she yacks everywhere and ends up pregnant before the end of the night.
Maybe we should all just have a goon appreciation parade through Norhtbridge, flashing our silver handbags around with much pomp and ceremony.
how fucken hot is this!!
apparently it holds up to 400,000 litres of goon!!! all they need now is 'the big car' in which to drink it, and 'the big gutter' to vomit into fifteen minutes later.
if anyone's thinking of making a 'the big aborignal' joke, i'm sure we could just hire casey donovan. she may get some work this year after all...
please please come back to me
in europe at the moment but i was please to find in berlin they have spanish goon boxes of 3 litres?
3 LITRE GOON
every country has dodgey passion pop like stuff which comforts me late at night
Drinking from the bag in your bedroom, solo and listening to Interpol is magical.
it was 2 for $20 the other day so i bought six
(berri estate the other cask is a Khaiser Stuhl and the other berri was in the fridge)
Who doesn't love to read the diaries of the clincally insane?