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24 April 2006 @ 12:31 pm
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04 April 2006 @ 11:38 am
Why have no goon parties ever come about from this site? We really should have one.

Perhaps we should nominate a disgusting pub, sneak in goon bags, and then whip them out at an exact moment so as to offend everyone all at once? I think it could work somewhere really stupid where people like Bazil Zemplas and Chris Mainwearing would hang out, maybe the Llama Bar or Saphire. I would love to break Bazil's nose with a 5 litre Kaiser Stuhl value pack. Or force feed Monica Kos Sunnyvale until she yacks everywhere and ends up pregnant before the end of the night.

Maybe we should all just have a goon appreciation parade through Norhtbridge, flashing our silver handbags around with much pomp and ceremony.

Ideas anyone?
Current Music: The Yeah Yeah Yeah's.
07 March 2006 @ 08:47 am
anyone at ecu mt lawley i am going to start a goon club up on campus, look out for flyers, because i found out we can apply for guild funding as a club! so fuck everyone i want my amenities fee back in the form of a silver bag. we can sit on a blanket amongst the grassy knolls and sip gently on the sweet fruity tipple that makes all the big, bad lecturer's words go away and makes me feel nice and numb and nice and good and fabulous! yes yes yes. we could hire out a lecture room and "conduct information sessions" where we get pissed and watch dirty 80's movies like the labrynth and back to the future muh ha ha
21 February 2006 @ 03:09 pm
why is it that nobody understands the value of a good valentine's day present? surely anyone must realise that the best present ever is an icy bottle of passion pop and a box of nangs....
04 January 2006 @ 05:09 pm

how fucken hot is this!!

apparently it holds up to 400,000 litres of goon!!! all they need now is 'the big car' in which to drink it, and 'the big gutter' to vomit into fifteen minutes later.

if anyone's thinking of making a 'the big aborignal' joke, i'm sure we could just hire casey donovan. she may get some work this year after all...

20 December 2005 @ 07:52 pm
oh for goon
please please come back to me
in europe at the moment but i was please to find in berlin they have spanish goon boxes of 3 litres?
every country has dodgey passion pop like stuff which comforts me late at night
09 December 2005 @ 01:37 pm
Fruity Lexia - my faithful silver bag, how I love thee.
Drinking from the bag in your bedroom, solo and listening to Interpol is magical.
Current Mood: INEBRIATED.
Current Music: Interpol ; A Time To Be So Small.
06 December 2005 @ 07:42 pm
i like goon see i buy lots of it
it was 2 for $20 the other day so i bought six
(berri estate the other cask is a Khaiser Stuhl and the other berri was in the fridge)
02 December 2005 @ 04:08 pm
If you can find it, try Golden Oak Fruity Lexia. This goon actually tastes good. It's magical. And no one I know drinks from the cask anymore - it's "let's take out the bag and carry it around the suburbs of the Gold Coast". If any cops say anything, you can make fun of them for knowing what goon looks like ;-)
08 November 2005 @ 03:45 pm
This has nothing to do with goon (God bless it!) but it's still damn hilarious. Not quite as funny as Wesley (which is by far the most hilarious thing of all time) but still deserves a mention.

Who doesn't love to read the diaries of the clincally insane?