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22 May 2006 @ 11:56 pm
 
So, the other night, my friend and i couldn't decide what was hotter.
A night on a the town, or a muff disguised as an indian.

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And i just couldn't get that image from my mind...i needed a stiff drink to quench my woes, and lack of sex.
So i went to the pantry and said hello to Patricia.
Isn't she a hotty?

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We were going to use protection...she was turned on because i was wearing my very best tracksuit from Dimmey's, and matching fingerless gloves. She said she has a thing for derros, and i was happy to oblige.

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But as time went by, and Patricia started losing her extra 10%, we just couldn't hold back anylonger.

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I don't want to disclose anymore...Patricia may or may not be severely dehydrated...
 
 
 
sophiespo on May 22nd, 2006 08:39 am (UTC)
Whoa, Patricia gets around! I had her a few weeks ago!
Br33 t3h 3xTr3m3 h4ckz0rbreeza on May 22nd, 2006 08:48 am (UTC)
that WHORE!!!! she told me i was her only one *wails*
sophiespo on May 22nd, 2006 09:04 am (UTC)
shes been telling us the same thing!
Br33 t3h 3xTr3m3 h4ckz0rbreeza on May 22nd, 2006 09:45 am (UTC)
well that's it, i'll drink her all and then the'll never hurt any of us again!
I get my kicks from below the waistline, sunshine.de_berzerk on May 22nd, 2006 09:35 am (UTC)
Me too!

I'd have much rather had you though :p Hhahha!
sophiespo on May 22nd, 2006 06:29 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha :D You would have tasted better FOR SURE. *grin*
I get my kicks from below the waistline, sunshine.: naughtyde_berzerk on May 22nd, 2006 09:36 am (UTC)
Sweet, sweet goon.

You're hot. Move to Perth. The end.

*apologises for blunt-ness*
Br33 t3h 3xTr3m3 h4ckz0rbreeza on May 22nd, 2006 09:44 am (UTC)
ahahaa i used to live in perth way back in the day...
*forgives and thanks you :D
Comacomaatdi on May 22nd, 2006 03:28 pm (UTC)
Perth and goon go hand in hand. Though I have bought the tradition to Melbourne now...

Br33 t3h 3xTr3m3 h4ckz0rbreeza on May 22nd, 2006 08:10 pm (UTC)
melbourne's doing alright in the ways of the goon!
melancholeymelancholyhart on May 23rd, 2006 07:28 am (UTC)
Perth wins with Goon :)
lord_pukorlord_pukor on September 26th, 2006 09:02 pm (UTC)
Ballsauce! Goon was goon in Melbourne when I arrived there 10 years ago! Damn these young upstarts! You did not start everything! I'll show you! Where's my cane! What's going on? I'm confused! Think I'll go and have a nap!! WHY AM I SHOUTING????
melancholeymelancholyhart on May 23rd, 2006 07:27 am (UTC)
HAWWWWWT *orders u to Perth*
Lots of goon promised
Kara M Westdisastrr on June 1st, 2006 02:24 pm (UTC)
This story turns me on.
lord_pukorlord_pukor on September 26th, 2006 09:00 pm (UTC)
Smashing!