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21 October 2006 @ 06:31 am
I'm hoping that all you devoted goonheads are already well learnt in the drinking game that is good of fortune. If you are not, here is a rundown courtoesy of wikipedia, which I was browsing today for drinking games instead of studying for the hsc.

Goon of Fortune
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Goon of Fortune, also known as Wheel of Goon (derivatives of the television game show Wheel of Fortune), is a drinking game that originated in Australia. Some might claim it is one of the most quintessentially Australian games, as it takes advantage of two Australian inventions: cask wine (goon), and the Hills Hoist.

The game is played by pegging up one full internal bag of cask wine (goon) taken from a bag in a box to each of the four corners of a Hills Hoist (rotary clothesline).

Once the bags have been pegged, the contestants stand around the Hills Hoist, and it is spun around. As it spins, contestants traditionally shout out "Goon... Of... Fortune!" And when it comes to a halt, the closest contestant to each bag must drink deep of its contents - ten seconds at least.

Whoever is left standing when the bags are empty is declared the winner. The general rules for disqualification are as follows:

* A contestant leaves to urinate.
* A contestant vomits.
* A contestant fails to drink from the bag.
* A contestant passes out.
* A contestant falls over and is unable to stand securely.

In general, a good game of Goon of Fortune contains different types of goon, to give contestants some variety. There should be at least one white wine, one red wine, and one fruity lexia. The fourth bag can be any of the above, although a goon bag of port or sherry (double the alcohol content of regular goon) can be used for enhanced hilarity.

Goon of Fortune has made an appearance in both John Birmingham's He Died With A Felafel In His Hand and its sequel The Tasmanian Babes Fiasco.



So who has played it before? HMM? comment with your stories of hilarity!
Current Mood: suprised
Current Music: scissor sisters
29 September 2006 @ 09:01 am
I love you goon, but it's an abusive relationship. Why do you make me sick to my stomach when i spend too much time with you? Why do you beat my skull from the inside out? Why do you always decieve me, lie to me in your pretty, pretty cask, which promises so much and leaves me so dehydrated? I'm going to have to leave you. The only problem is that i don't know where i left you. Are you in my fridge again? Perhaps somewhere in my bed, where i fell asleep holding you? But i think the most unforgivable crime you've comitted is this mornings. You made me sleep through Yu-Gi-Oh GX. Oh goon, don't you understand how many of the characters from that show i would like to put my penis into? I'm sorry goon, this is the end. Untill we meet again... or you show up in my bed... or fridge..
Current Mood: sickhung over
26 September 2006 @ 06:54 am
Woke up hour'n'half past noon,
night before I'd slept through Dune,
feelin like I should be poo'n,
Fuckme! Where'd I leave the goon?

Theres better things I could be do'n,
eatin', sleepin', singin', screw'n,
but the first one is a shoe'n,
off my arse to get some goon.

Sure my liver might be rue'n
I might be gettin fat like Boon,
Fuckin drunken crap buffoon,
at least I've got a box of goon.

so I drink it like a loon,
what if it all ends in ruin?
Box of joy becomes my doom,
at least in hell theres heaps of goon.

But I'm pretty sure it'd be that "dry red" bullshit.
Current Location: Maggotsville
Current Mood: sober and resentful of it.
Current Music: the tune of what I just wrote
28 June 2006 @ 08:04 pm
How many people know the children's song "Little Bunny Foo Foo"?

It goes like this:

Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest.
Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head.

The fairy comes down and tells little bunny foo foo that if you do that
3 more times, I'm going to turn you into a goon.

The song continues until little bunny is, indeed, turned into a goon.

Did you know there is a moral to that story/song??!!

Hare today, goon tomorrow!
17 June 2006 @ 10:22 pm
wow...I'm suprised I never found this before.

My name is Dan and I like goon.

Just the other day I decided that instead of needing to go to the shops again and again, I would just buy the 4 boxes of goon at once...and then save $3...sweet deal!

and I'm drinking goon right now...how apt
Current Location: Canberra
Current Mood: goodgood
Current Music: From These Wounds- Drain me
22 May 2006 @ 11:56 pm
So, the other night, my friend and i couldn't decide what was hotter.
A night on a the town, or a muff disguised as an indian.

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And i just couldn't get that image from my mind...i needed a stiff drink to quench my woes, and lack of sex.
So i went to the pantry and said hello to Patricia.
Isn't she a hotty?

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We were going to use protection...she was turned on because i was wearing my very best tracksuit from Dimmey's, and matching fingerless gloves. She said she has a thing for derros, and i was happy to oblige.

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But as time went by, and Patricia started losing her extra 10%, we just couldn't hold back anylonger.

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I don't want to disclose anymore...Patricia may or may not be severely dehydrated...
14 May 2006 @ 10:08 pm
HA! Half this community is people I know! I LOVE GOON!
14 May 2006 @ 06:49 pm
oh, we love our goon we do...i don't know why the hell it took me so long to find this place!

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24 April 2006 @ 08:13 pm

who here likes loon?

lift + goon

its realllly nice